This is the "alt." page. It's reserved for stuff that doesn't really fit anywhere else. Could be pictures, sounds, anything really.

A recipe for scones. What will we think of next? More scones of course!

We've hired the famous Wilberforce Mackenzie (surely you've heard of him?) to clear out our overflowing in box. No doubt he's found some interesting stuff in there!

Press here to see in Wilberforce's box.

Exclusive! Art from The Louvre in Paris.

Winamop is proud to be able to display this exclusive picture from the Rolf Harris exhibition at the Louvre in Paris...   In fact it's from the door of the Loo at the Louvre! (It really is...) It just goes to show that fine artistry is not just for the galleries above.

Caption competition.

Here's a lovely cartoon by JBP which needs a caption.
Send us one!

Claudio De Luca has sent us a few suggestions. My favourite is:

Did I leave the loot in the bank?

This is Mr Jeffries. He's a bassett hound and he's in the Guinness book of records for having the longest dog ears (11.5"). We like him.

The Doktor has sent us some of his photographs. These are available as prints, contact us for details. Go see...

Introducing Mopmage!
Harry Potter had better watch out, our wizard will "mop him dead!"
See him battle with the dastardly Captain Spillage in Weevil's poster.

By Weevil.

Download the Poster.

Here's some useful information for British readers:

1.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
2.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth"-follow for 0.2 miles.
4.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - followfor 0.3 miles
5.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles
6.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
7.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
8."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
9.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
10."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
11.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
12.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
13.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
14.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
15.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
16.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to bloody Amarillo!!!

SO EVERYONE CAN STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

(Thanks Jerry.)

A strange collection of amusing (but vaguely crappy) animations await you at Rathergood.com. These are the work of Joel Veitch, aided and abetted by Alex Veitch on the songs. Watch out... some of the material is rude!

For those of you who admired the picture of Miss Winamop® on the Home page here is your very own cut-out-and-keep, full-size picture of the beautiful Miss W.