Epic fail of an attempt by a dumb writer to win back yet another ex-girlfriend through Gmail
I didn’t mean to act like that
During the entirety of our relationship
But part of the blame has to be on you
I mean you really should have known
That writers are at their best mercurial
And at their worst bipolar.
Wasps in BFA Programs
They may be a bother
Buzz around for a while
It's not uncommon for them to join together in packs and swarm
But know this - they rarely sting
And it’s unlikely that you will ever taste their venom
Regardless of how you vex and coax
Ladies, please, do take note.
The Merits of Depopulation
An old white woman
Reading a James Patterson
Book on the subway
