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Heres a Check, Theres a Check, Everywhere a Check, Check. By KJ Hannah Greenberg
Old McDonald is leafing through a pile of mail. He stands outside of the kitchen, where Mrs. McDonald is washing dishes. He puts a few envelopes into his pocket before crossing the threshold.
Mr. McDonald: Mail!
Mrs. McDonald: Late.
Mr. McDonald: Here.
Mrs. McDonald: No check?
Mr. McDonald: No. No check, no league. Dues are due. Dues are late.
Mrs. McDonald: No! Checks late. Dry this. Late, last time, too.
Mr. McDonald: Yes.
Mrs. McDonald: Late now. Late then. Dues are due!
Mr. McDonald: Easy peasy.
Mrs. McDonald: No. Its my check.
Mr. McDonald: Its my league!
Mrs. McDonald: MY check! LATE! Dry this. Yesterday, mail late?
Mr. McDonald: Yes.
Mrs. McDonald: Check?
Mr. McDonald: No.
Mrs. McDonald: No check?
Mr. McDonald: Yesterday, just my mail.
Mrs. McDonald: Checked?
Mr. McDonald: Yes.
Mrs. McDonald: Dry this.
Mr. McDonald: Yes.
Mrs. McDonald: Whats that? My check!?
Mr. McDonald: No, my dues. League dues.
Mrs. McDonald: No! My check, my mail!
Mr. McDonald: Last time. Today, my check
Mrs. McDonald: Today.
Mr. McDonald: Check the address.
Mrs. McDonald: NO!!!!
Mr. McDonald: Yes. My check. My mail. Easy peasy.
Mrs. McDonald: No dues. Check.
Mr. McDonald: Paid yesterday?
Mrs. McDonald: No. See this?
Mr. McDonald: Yes.
Mrs. McDonald: My check. No dues.
Mr. McDonald: My check?
Mrs. McDonald: No. My check. No dues. Dry this.
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