Our Neighbours Dog
by Ozimede Sunny Ekhalume
Rin Tin Tin, a bitch, is our next-door neighbours dog.
Our neighbours who newly moved in.
Her kennel is across the fence by my bedroom window.
When Im with my husband, Rin Tin Tin will bark and howl immediately after my orgasm, as though shes protesting my having a good time.
Its like, why should I be getting what she is not getting?
Sometimes, it seems shes announcing to the whole world what misdemeanour Im committing.
The first time, I thought it was a coincidence.
But this has been on for weeks.
Without fail, she bawls once I am done.
I tell Dave about it.
He laughs and says my imagination is running wild.
When I insist I know what Im talking about, Dave says its bizarre.
He says maybe Rin Tin Tin has extra sensory ears and can pick up my moans.
Now, thats something I cant help letting out a soft moan is an integral part of my orgasm.
Whats a dogs problem with that?
If shes in heat and cannot let out, what have I got to do with that?
Her owners should get her a male.
Dave says I should try muffling my moans and lets watch what will happen.
Thats a tough call.
As tough as it is, I try and I am able to have my pleasure without moaning.
But I tell you, Rin Tin Tin still yelps exactly as Im reaching climax!
Even when I play loud music to drown out my silent whimpers, still, she doesnt miss the timing.
Its weird and annoying.
Its as if the bloody bitch can smell my orgasm miles away.
And there is no way of convincing Dave about this because he does not and cannot hear the dog.
Im alone in this matter.
The creepiest thing is, Dave makes more noise during climax than I do, but Rin Tin Tin doesnt react to his.
Not even once.
I feel like I'm being stalked in my own bedroom by my neighbours dog.
How do I make a complaint on such a matter to my neighbours?
How do I report this to the police? Without being branded a wacko?
Already, Dave doesnt believe me and theres no way of him knowing the truth he is deaf.
He seems to think Im having a mental breakdown.
Now, I have given up convincing Dave or worrying about Rin Tin Tins tantrums.
I moan as much and as loud as I like.
And Rin Tin Tin barks and howls in protest as loud as she can.
I will not allow a dog to dictate how I go about my pleasure in the bedroom.
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