I made my first move; white
Kings pawn to E4. Nothing out of the ordinary, quite boring really.
Id always found it intriguing that, in chess, the higher-powered pieces
begin from the safety of the back row, behind the relatively, weaker and more
expendable, pawns.
I then stood, and walked to
the seat opposite, ready to make the opening gambit for the black pieces. I
know some solo chess players use a rotating board so they can simply make a
quick, half-turn spin, and continue with the game. But, Id decided
against this method. At least this way I can have some exercise, albeit quite
brief, and certainly not strenuous.
I was about to move a black
pawn when I noticed the opposing white pieces. I was sure Id moved the
white pawn to square E4. But now it stood on E3. Strange, I thought.
Nevertheless, I made my opening move for black before standing and walking back
to the white side of the board.
I sat and scanned the
board. That white pawn, the one I first moved, had now been joined by three
other white pawns, all crowded around the E3 square. Although they remained
inanimate, I had a strange feeling they were somehow in conference. I was
uneasy about making another move for white, so I stood, and walked to the black
side of the chessboard.
As I sat down, I felt an
unwillingness to look at the board, in case more mischief had occurred. I shook
this off as nonsense, until I did risk a glance at the board, and saw the seven
other white pawns now in a group centered around the Kings pawn. This
opening gambit was in no Teach-Yourself-Chess book I had ever read.
Wanting to get to the bottom of this, I stood and walked, once more, to the
white side. Summoning courage, I forced myself to look at the board, fearing
some new arrangement of pieces
but what I saw was
definitely not what I expected. All eight white pawns were now back on their
original squares, but I felt certain, convinced in fact, that they were all
facing in the opposite direction.
I tried to apply logic.
These pawns were just a sphere, on top of a shaped body, placed on a
cylindrical base. They had no direction as such. Yet I remained
convinced they were all facing the wrong way. They had their backs
to the black pieces, and were squaring up to their superiors, lined up on the
white side. Was this rebellion?
With some trepidation, I
stood and returned to the black side of the board, where I studied the black
pieces for any evidence of similar revolution. Glancing across the two unmoved
ranks of black pieces I saw another change had occurred opposite. A white
knight had sprung over the rank of pawns. A bold move; an aggressive move even.
How would those unionized white pawns react?
I switched sides once more.
As I sat on the white side, I saw that a unique chess move had just occurred. A
white pawn had just taken the white knight. But surely white takes black, I
thought. I closed my eyes, unable to fully comprehend what I was
experiencing.
Opening my eyes again, I
saw the next act of madness. Using the gap created by the movement of the white
pawn when taking the knight, a white bishop had broken through and, I imagined,
was pleading for sanity amongst the white ranks.
Wanting to know how the
opposing black pieces were reacting to this madness, I moved again to the other
side of the board. Hardly daring to look, I scanned the ranks in front of me.
Nothing. The black pieces
were as stationary and impassive as they had been throughout. But, glancing
across the chequering to the other side, I perceived that the same moves of
knight, pawn and bishop had occurred on the other white flank. I moved quickly
back to the white side. As I sat down I saw that, with the knight and bishop
now out of the way, the king and rook had carried out a castling
manoeuvre, leaving the king in a corner. Ordinarily, this would prove to be a
safe haven for his majesty. However, on this occasion, I was not convinced of
the loyalty of the pawns to their monarch. Surely, they could no longer be
counted upon for protection?
I wanted to view this from
a new angle, so moved back to the black side of the board. Arriving and
sitting, I saw black begin the same phenomenon I had witnessed on the white
side. The black pawns had been observing their fellows on the opposing side of
the board, and were now in conference.
Remembering the tricky
predicament faced by the white royalty, and wanting to learn how it resolved, I
looked across and was surprised to see the white king rolling on his side. He
had surrendered.
This was madness. The white
army was supposed to fight the black army. That was
what they had been created for - to fight. But now they had rebelled, their
revolution leading to the downfall of their leader. To make matters worse, this
revolution was spreading, as the black pieces realized they no longer had to
take orders, but could determine their own destiny.
Stalemate! And the result
was peace on the chessboard.