Brian climbed down under
the bridge, where it was dark, because there was something shiny down there
that he wanted.
Now that he was down there,
he was scared. He didn't want to get jumped by a horde of angry homeless
people. He didn't want to get slurped up by raging mutated fish.
Those were the two things he was most afraid of as he was down on the
embankment, shining his cellphone flashlight among weeds, broken bottles, and
other assorted trash.
He was looking for
something shiny that he had noticed as he walked across the bridge. A
glint of light reflecting off the shiny thing had caught his eye.
"Shiny thing/shiny
thing/shiny shiny shiny thing," he sang as he searched. "I am attracted
to shiny things!"
There was something else
about it that had sparked his interest. The shiny-thing-part of his brain
said "shiny thing/shiny thing/shiny shiny shiny thing." There was another
part of his brain that said, "Hmmm, that looks interesting. It may be of
some value. Maybe I can sell it!"
Brian wasn't far from
becoming an angry homeless person himself. If such an angry horde
of homeless people were to jump him, they would become even angrier when they
discovered that he had maybe a dollar in his wallet, didn't wear a watch, and
his cellphone was an out-dated piece of trash.
Having cash on hand was a
luxury Brian couldn't afford. He would have to scrape change from
underneath the seat cushions just to buy a cup of coffee at the elitist coffee
shop that he wanted to check out. There was always the same attractive
woman at the counter. He didn't know her name, so he called her
Vallery. Almost daily, he walked by just to look through the coffee shop
window. It was like in those movies where the dirty homeless kid walks
past the high-end restaurant and stops to watch the fancy people eat and
laugh. Their mouths full of succulent meat, and delicious wine.
He could only gaze through
the window for so long before he felt that if he stood there much longer,
Vallery would come out with a broom. Shoo him away, or, worse, call the
cops. At that point, he walked off. Of course, if she ever did come
out and shoo him away with a broom, he wouldn't take it personally.
"Someday, somehow," Brian
thought, tearing himself away from watching Vallery pour coffee and smile at
customers, "I will go in there, and I will buy a cup of coffee and, and, not
just a cup of coffee, but also a cheese danish. Yes, some day I will go
in there, and I will buy a cup of coffee and a cheese danish. I can see
it now. Vallery pours the coffee into a mug. The steam rises
between us, making her beauty fleeting, like the moment. The odor
of fresh brewed coffee is intoxicating, and we become intoxicated by our mutual
attraction. Vallery reaches into the display counter, pulls out the
biggest cheese danish of the lot, and places it on a plate next to the
coffee. She tells me how much money I owe. Probably, I would guess,
around nine dollars and seventy-seven cents, and I am right. I willingly,
enthusiastically, pull out my wallet, and hand Vallery, my soul-mate, my
coffee-mate, a ten dollar bill. She rings up my order, and gives me back
my change. I willingly, enthusiastically, lovingly, place all of the
change in the tip jar, sad that I cannot leave more. That is my
dream."
His dream continued.
"I take my coffee and
cheese danish to a table next to the window. I watch people walk by, and
I also watch Vallery do her job, but not in some kind of obsessive, creepy
way. I fantasize about how I should ask her out, and our lives
together."
It was a recurring dream
that made him ache with longing. So achievable for people who weren't one
step from being homeless. Not so easy for people like him, one step from
joining the angry horde.
Brian pinned a lot of hopes
on finding this shiny thing.
Sure, he could sympathize
with the angry homeless people; he would be angry, too, if he were actually
homeless. The angry mutated fish, sure, he could sympathize with them as
well. They didn't choose to undergo any mutations. It was
environmental, brought on by human interference (of course). The
contrarian may say that the fish were just evolving, which, that may be as
well. But we all know how humans interfere with natural processes.
Brian looked through tall
grass on the embankment, using a stick he had found to help him, and there it
was. It sure was shiny!
Reaching down to grab the
shiny thing, his shiny-thing-brain said "Yes/shiny thing/shiny thing/ shiny
shiny shiny thing," while another part of his brain said, "Coffee and
danish/coffee and danish," and third part of his brain said,
"Vallery/Vallery/Vallery!"
He couldn't determine what
the shiny thing actually was until he brought it up close enough to
examine. It was a twisted piece of metal that, at one point, had been
attached to a vehicle. Most likely, it was worthless.
He thought of tossing it
into the river, but didn't. He thought of tossing himself into the river,
but didnt.
With the twisted piece of
shiny metal in his hand, Brian climbed the embankment back onto the
sidewalk. He was confronted by a horde of angry homeless
people.
He ran in the opposite
direction, until he came to the business district. He hid around a
corner, like the crooks do in the movies, and peeked to see if he was being
followed. He only saw people dressed for work in their elitist
clothing. Breathing a sigh of relief, Brian went to a nearby ATM to check
his balance. Fifteen dollars and seventy-seven cents. He withdrew
ten dollars, putting the money and the receipt in his wallet. He had
placed the shiny metal thing on the ground, but then picked it up and started
walking.
Brian knew where he wanted
to spend his last ten dollars. At the next intersection, he turned left,
and walked a couple of blocks to the elitist coffee shop of his dreams.
Before entering, he stopped.
You have to do everything
from now on with intention, he told himeself, to savor what you are about to
experience.
"Hi," he said to the
attractive woman behind the counter. It was Vallery. His palms were
cold and sweaty. "Could I have a coffee and a cheese danish,
please?'
"Of course," Vallery said,
with the most beautiful voice Brian had ever heard, as she poured his
coffee. She pulled a cheese danish from the back of the display
counter. Brian noticed that she had a sticker on her shirt that read
"Hi! I'm Vallery!"
"Is that really your name?"
he asked her.
"Sure is," she said, as if
she got that question all the time.
"I love that
name!"
"Awww, thank you!"
She said. "I love it, too. Can I get you anything else?
"How about your phone
number?" Brian thought. "That'll do it," he said.
"That comes to seven
seventy two."
He handed her his recently
withdrawn ten dollar bill. Vallery handed him back his change. Her
fingertips touched his palm.
Unlike in his dreams, Brian
did not throw all of his change into the tip jar.
"Oh, this is for you,"
Brian said, handing her the shiny metal thing. "It's a gift."
Vallery smiled at
him. "Thank you!" she said. "No one's ever given me anything like
this before!" She turned around and placed the shiny metal thing on a
shelf behind her, between an antique coffee maker and a burlap sack filled with
coffee beans.
Brian walked over to a seat
by the window, and placed his coffee and danish on the table. His dream
had come true.