North American Conundrum
Leif took European life to North America
and Theda Bara death, unwittingly.
There, the devil turned his back,
lived the evil inherent in his name
to emphasize how vile he is,
though he likes to draw a veil over it.

Trumps Headstone
Here lies Donald J. Trump.
Maybe in one sense he does
Maybe in the other he doesnt.
Perhaps hes dead
Perhaps hes not.
Who knows?
Maybe he hasnt decided yet.
Maybe in two weeks

Donald II
The Second Coming
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made dumber by this son of a bitch
And all the crowds that smiled upon our
house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
The Donalds brow is wreathed in
thinning quiff;
Our merry meetings changed to stern
alarums
Our delightful measures to dreadful
panics.
Grim-visaged trade war hath wrinkled his
front;
And now, hes mounting revenge
attacks
To fright the souls of fearful
adversaries.
He wields Executive Orders like a sword
And hurls percentage-pointed tariffs
oer the seas.
But he, that is not shaped for sportive
tricks,
Needs must cheat at golf and shame real
tennis,
Vainly loves to court an amorous
looking-glass;
And therefore, since he cannot prove a
lover,
Because it reduces the monies in his
treasury,
He is determined to prove a villain.