Iraqi Anniversary
In Leicester, and presumably other parts of the Midland counties
of old Englandshire mardy means miserable, sulky, ill-natured
sad in recent playground language. The eruption of a
Mahdi Army in Iraq just after the recolonisation of the West Indies
by the Barmy Army might smack of copy-cattery (or imitation feline hotelry
[hostelry?] perhaps) it also coincided too coincidentally with the near-end of
the conclusion of the period in the Christian calender which began with the
famous Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday as she is known, an occasion of much feasting
and dancing in glittery thongs and samba drumming and other activities and
pastimes which will have to be set aside in the forthcoming time of
deprivational sacrifice celebrated, (or perhaps regretted would be a better
term in view of the nature of the activity, it being one of voluntary
self-refusal of particular and general forms of sensory gratification, such as
fornication for example, or whatever else is considered to be reprehensible
here and whenabouts in memory and praise and honour of the great Avatar of
random fates, whatever is his name, on and on, in the endless only becoming
because of the is so of why. [eh? Ed.]
But where was I? The Mahdi Army erupts in Iraq, what seems a
general uprising in a number of different cities, among different ethnic and
religious groups. This is described as insurgency and those who
perform it as insurgents, militants,
terrorists or extremists. The solution applied so far
by the U.S.A. seems to be based on Israeli policy towards the Palestinians, the
humane and thoughtful policy which has done so much to promote goodwill and
fruitful negotiations in the Middle East. Continued attacks on densely
populated areas by U.S. troops is certain to result in increased civilian,
non-combatant, Iraqi casualties, an outcome which can only turn public opinion
further against the Alliance as an alien, invading, occupying force. How then
can the arguments be sustained that we are doing this with the approval of and
for the benefit of the vast majority of the Iraqi people, when it
is the Iraqi people that we are shooting, both Sunni and Shi-ite? This is of
course highly democratic and ecumenical of us, and may in fact be forging the
basic bonds of a true Iraqi Nationalism, and therefore be construed as being
part of a subtle and plan to generate the basis of co-operation necessary to a
civil society within a grateful Iraq. However, as history tends to demonstrate
that any two warring siblings will turn on an interloper before returning
happily to fratricide we shall allow our biased interpretation of history to
prejudge the outcome for us. It is for this reason that we have a true moral
problem: having fucked up Iraqi government structures so comprehensively (not
that they were any great shakes to begin with) we cannot now piss off whistling
Dixie to the accompaniment of a fusillade of rocket-propelled grenades.
Something has to replace a bankrupt despotism..... surely we can
manage that? Might we not even achieve something better than a bankrupt
despotism? A dull bureaucracy, perhaps? A solvent despotism, as in Saudi
Arabia? Who knows? But I feel it unlikely that we will achieve any of that if
we continue shooting more and more Iraqis. Eventually we will have killed most
Iraqis, and we will have to change our formulations to something like we
are doing this for the benefit of the vast majority of the Iraqi people who
remain alive. And when we have shot, bombed or starved the last remaining
Kalashnikov-waving Grandmother, and the last infant suicide bomber has
vaporised we will not be able to fabricate formulations involving the Iraqi
people any more, but we will have made Iraq safe for democracy and Santa Claus,
and we will be left with a lot of ruins and a lot of sand and a lot of oil. Oh
yes, and a lot of bones, a long history of the sun-bleached bones of the
unburied dead.
© The Doktor. April 2004
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