Here the editor burbles on, documenting the history
of the site as it develops. See how he slowly slips into
madness.
June 17th
Hello from Scotland. It's raining, so there's nothing else for
it but to stitch together the latest edition of Winamop.
This time it's mostly poetry, with contributors new and old
waxing poetical. But we will start with a story from Zack Wilson. The central
character is Ray Doyle, a truck driver from Ashby de la Zouch, and he has
decided to skip work today and go to the pub. There's always good company
there.
Now to the first of our poets. I am pleased to introduce Puma
Perl from New York. If you like her stuff (and you probably will) you can check
out her MySpace
page.
Next we have another selection from Ashok Niyogi's March 2008
collection in which he takes a slightly different direction from usual.
And lastly it's the turn of Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. Cliff is a
regular contributor to Winamop and this time we have six new poems from him.
That's your lot for now. See you next time.
Ed.
May 30th
At last! I return from Paris with a touch of je ne sais quoi, a
full stomach and an empty wallet. More importantly, I have a wad of new
contributions ready to present to you.
It's top quality too. Wayne H.W Wolfson has penned a new piece
for us, called West Coast Cool. He subtitles it an "improvisation for solo
alto"..
More fiction, this time from regular Martin Green. Paul Lerner
is expecting the results of some medical tests. (Nip across to the
Guide page to find out about Martin's new
book).
On to poetry now and I'm pleased to introduce Jack Henry to
Winamop. Jack is "a poet/ writer/publisher and lives in Southeastern California
scratching out half truths and lies on stolen bits of paper."
R 
Another new poet to us is Justin Hyde. Justin works as a
"correctional officer" in Iowa. I'm on my best behavior!
We finish on a musical note (yes really) with JBP's review of
some British jazz revivalists from the fifties and sixties. Well worth a
listen.
Bonsoir.
Le directeur de la publication.
May 5th
It's "Spring Bank-Holiday" here in the UK which means it's
raining.. I can't do all those exciting bank-holiday things like mowing the
grass, or digging up weeds so here I sit at the keyboard, putting together
another edition of Winamop.
It's not just me who's been busy.. indeed not! Our jazz
correspondent Maxwell Chandler has been sorting through the bargain bins and
has unearthed a treasure trove of jazz from the 50s and 60s. He is rather taken
by Don Byas.
Back in March, Ashok Niyogi decided to try something a little
different. These poems have not been seen before, only read to an audience in
Delhi, India. See what you think.
Also showcasing five new poems is David McLean. David has
updated his biog (which is on the "us" page here) and describes himself as "a wicked man"...
consider yourself warned!
Finally it's a poem from Len Bourret who has been imagining a
swim in the Niagara.. he's heading for a fall!
Thanks to all our contributors and remember, you could be on the
pages of Winamop too. Just send me some material, the e-mail link is at the
bottom of the home page.
Ed.
April 19th
Welcome back.
As the "April showers" lash down and the freezing northerly
winds make us long for some global warming, it's a good time to sit indoors and
pore over the latest edition of your favourite e-zine - Winamop!
We kick-off this time with a story from new contributor Leigh
Pierce, his best friend is proving to be a real pain.. The story is called "I
Wish I Was Alone" (contains some bad language).
Next a poem from Len Bourret who's been watching the moon and
thinking of food. It's called "Angelic Dreams"
Now four excellent poems from Rob Plath who has previously
contributed stories to Winamop. They are: "changing my address at the bank",
"dead man waiting", "evening itinerary jotted in journal" and "just below the
lapels". You'll enjoy them.
Penultimately we have a story from Martin Green. Paul Lerner is
due to pay a visit to the dentist, not usually an uplifting experience. It's
called "Lest We Forget"
And lastly it's that old jazzer, JBP's turn. He'd like you to
experience the sound of The New Orleans Ragamuffins. Who? In order to find out
you'd better..
March 29th
I'm pleased to report that the post-Christmas doldrums are
almost over and some of the Winamop contributors have been busy creating!
Maxwell Chandler (our man on the coast) has been investigating a
fine collaboration between jazz pianist Mal Waldron and The Steve Lacy
Quintet.
Poetry now, from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. He's been busy again
and here is a collection of five great new poems including: If Only To
Smile, Humiliation Is An Art and The Ugly. 
Also in our poetry section this time is Len Bourret who has been
finding out about a remarkable man called Kevin Michael Connolly. Kevin has no
legs, tends to travel by skateboard and finds he attracts a few stares.. He's
decided to turn a camera onto the voyeurs.
Lastly it's a mild Page 94 grumble. What's all this doom and
gloom from around the planet. I'm sure it isn't as bad as all that... is it?
We could do with some more "Page 94" sounding-off articles. If
there's something you want to have a good moan about then send it in! The
e-mail button at the bottom of the home page is
the easiest way to reach us.
Remember the contributors have to eat. Have a look at
the guide and see if there's anything you'd like
to purchase.
Bye for now.
Ed.
March 8th
This time I'm very pleased to welcome Wayne H.W Wolfson back to
Winamop with a short piece called "Water Song". Wayne has been a supporter from
the start of this foolhardy enterprise.
Now more good stuff from regular Winamopper, Martin Green.
Martin tells us about a time long, long ago when he felt as if he were "The
Lone Man".
Poetry now from Davide Trame who has written for us before.
Davide is an Italian teacher of English whose poems started appearing in
magazines in 1999. Here are five new works.
And more poetry comes from Andy Bate who notes the end of an
era, goes on a trip to London and is having shoe trouble.
I maintain that music maketh man, and it certainly cheers JBP
who's been enjoying the French Preservation New Orleans Jazz Band. He suggests
you try some too; it's invigorating!
Lastly it's over to Jerry Vilhotti and I'll leave you to make up
your own mind about his tone-poem "All In The Game". Strangely fascinating!
I've had a lovely time, see you all again soon when we'll have a
new Maxwell Chandler for you.
Ed.
February 17th
Missed the deadline again, but that always means your patience
will be more than rewarded by an impressive selection of good stuff from the
Winamop team.
And here it is:
New contributors first, and this time we introduce Jared Booth.
He once worked as a "Support Worker" at a local college, and that involved
helping disabled students get around the place. He tells of the day he met
Susan.
Now we pick up where we left off a couple of editions ago with
the new material from poet Lisa Zaran. This time we have "Affection",
"Malediction" and "Sincerity".
More excellent poetry next, with five new works from Indian born
Ashok Niyogi. Ashok has worked all over the world as an international trader
and, since retirement, has made a name for himself as a poet of some renown.
If it's music you're after, we have one of our occasional rock
reviews (we'd like more but nobody sends them in!). This time we see the return
of old rocker John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival. Surely he's not
still at it? He is... and to good effect.
It's film time now and Len Bourret takes a look at the career of
actor Glenn Ford with special emphasis on his early work.
That's yer lot for now. Back soon!
Ed.
January 29th
Oh dear, 19 days is nearer three weeks than two isn't it? I do
apologise. The advantage of leaving it a bit longer is that, when it does
arrive, the Winamop update is all the bigger!
This time we have so much material that I've had to hold some
over for next time.. so let's get cracking:
First we meet up with Maxwell Chandler who has been talking to
jazz saxophonist & flautist James Spaulding. James has been a prime-mover
on many great jazz recordings from the 60s to the present day, and now runs
Speetones Records.
Then we pop down to the Lescar, Zack Wilson's local pub, to meet
another of the weird and wonderful drinkers who inhabit the bar.

Suitably refreshed, we now join Martin Green for an election
update. He is called upon to give "Advice to the Candidates". 
Jerry Vilhotti is back with another tale of life in small-town
America. This time the family is "Finding Hero". 
Poetry now, and it was good to hear from Claudio De Luca again.
He has contributed many poems to Winamop in the past and these are his first
this year. They are called "Uttered Devotion" and "Unseen Reflection".
G David Schwartz has two more poems for us. They are a little
more serious than last time. Here we have "Aren't We Mean" and "My Dear
Friend". 
Lastly we catch up with Chris Major who appears to have gone
dotty with "Since You Left My Heart Feels....." Have a printer ready, remember
that the printer icon in the top right corner of the page takes you to a
printer-friendly page. 
That's all for now but I'll be back soon with more!
Ed.
January 10th2008
I didn't make any New Year Resolutions this year but if I had,
one would have been to update Winamop at least once a fortnight. Here we are
then, only ten days into the new year, with an update! Don't get too excited
though, this devotion to duty won't last.
Lots of poetry this time, firstly from Lisa Zaran who I was
delighted to hear from again. Lisa has sent in six new poems and the first
three are here for you now. You may need a tissue.
Now some of the latest work from regular contributor Clifford K.
Watkins, Jr. He has sent in a large number of good poems, here are 13 of
them.
This next poem comes from cas. It was written one Christmas time
but isn't very festive at all. It's called "Happy Birthday Jesus".
Lastly in the poetry section, Len Bourret is concerned about the
weather. What is "normal" these days? He also has some links he'd like us to
check out.
Now it's time for a story. We're down the pub again with Zack
Wilson and his diverse band of acquaintances; they are distracted by a soccer
match on the TV and the usual pointless argument starts:
That's about it for now, you can contribute too. The E-Mail link
is at the bottom of the home page.
Ed.
2007
December 31st
Well thank goodness that's over! As the rusting hulk of 2007
grinds to a messy halt we look forward to trying out the new and shiny 2008
which is still all glistening and fresh.
To keep us all entertained while we wait, Maxwell Chandler
brings us a few "B sides" which didn't make it into his main columns in 2007.
I'm pleased to introduce a returnee to the Winamop fold; poet
Joshua Coetzee. Josh has been working hard (when he wasn't on holiday) but now
brings us "Empty". 
More poetry from one of our elder statesmen; J.A. These were
written a while ago but the slightly jaundiced view of life is seems just as
appropriate today!
Finally comes another regular, Jerry Vilhotti. In this story we
go back to a childhood blighted by local industry.
All the very best for 2008.
Ed.
December 18th
Ho Ho Ho! and all that sort of stuff, it's Christmas! While most
people will be sitting around eating to excess and then having to go for a
little lie down, why not relax, pour yourself a port and thumb through the
bumper Christmas edition of this dog-eared e-zine?
First up is Maxwell Chandler who has been sampling the works of
multi-instrumentalist Dana Leong. As always, Max explores the genesis of the
music and here gives us the lowdown on the "loft" and "nu jazz" scenes.
Then it's over to JBP who has finally finished his magnum opus
"A Nest of Anarchists" and I've stuck all the chapters together into one
37,000-word article. Here you can follow the progress of some of the most
original thinkers of the immediate post-war period as they try to make sense of
their changed world.
Also remembering the past is Len Bourret, who reflects upon his
childhood in Manchester (no, not that one, the one in Connecticut).
Regular contributor cas is back, and he's been doing some
looking back too, about 459 years of it. Not a festive poem this, rather
chilling though..
Back to the Christmas mood now with Martin Green who recounts
the tale of a Christmas Eve service that failed to live up to expectations.
Next we meet "Magnificent Guffaw" for the first time, who brings
us three poems on love, life and late-night satellite TV. We hope to be hearing
more from this enigmatic poet in the future.
Finally it's over to Andy Bate to tie the ribbons on our
Christmas parcel. Unfortunately he's not too happy about the honesty of our
politicians... We can only hope for an improvement in 2008!
P.S. I've been listening to Sarabeth Tucek's debut album.
There's a short review on the music page. If you get a CD or two for Christmas,
why not review them for us? 
Have a very happy Christmas and I hope you'll return next
year!
Ed.
November 23rd
Watch out! Christmas is coming. Not yet December and the lights
are going up everywhere. Humbug!
It's over to Martin Green first, who tells us the story of Danny
Birdman. Danny is the kind of chap who only ever seems to turn up when he wants
a little help. We all know them!
Next 'cas' returns with a little bit of machine code, or at
least, a poem inspired by technology, which is entitled Electronic
Ink.
We wrap it all up with a story and a poem from new contributor
Paul Hawkins. First the story: Paul was working in Spain when he saw an appeal
for help fall on deaf ears. Spanish Water is the title.
Remember to check out Paul's work at
hesterGlock. His poem concerns some
debauchery to a soundtrack of screaming guitars. It's called Doctor
Stuart. 
Until next time..
Ed.
November 4th
A little late I admit, but I've been away on holiday again! A
man cannot live on work alone you know..
Onward and upward. This time we have a feast of jazz, our "Man
on the coast" Maxwell Chandler talks to top jazz drummer Alvin Queen who
started his career at the age of 12 and has played with many of the greats.
Still with Jazz, but going back to the 20s, JBP reviews a
collection from the "mystery man of jazz", clarinetist Jimmy O'Bryant. Jimmy
didn't have a long career, he died aged 32, but was a very talented
performer.
Moving on to fiction now, and I'm very pleased to be able to
bring you a short piece from Wayne H.W Wolfson called "Left Bank Valentine".
Wayne has been a supporter from the early days of Winamop but recently his busy
schedule has kept him occupied on other projects. Welcome back!
The poetry this time comes from a new contributor who somewhat
enigmatically signs his work just "cas". See what you think of his "Poem
Without Words".
That's all for now. If you have anything you would like to send
in, please go right ahead, I'd especially appreciate some rock CD reviews if
you're that way inclined. The mail button is down there at the bottom.
Ed.
October 11th
As I look out from my window I see that the leaves are turning
golden-yellow and browny-red, it makes me feel like penning a poem.. thank
goodness I haven't had the time!
Our contributors, however, have applied themselves more
diligently and come up with this edition's selection of mind-food. Without them
I'd have nothing to tell you about. Thanks are due to all of them.
Martin Green has written many a story for us (don't forget
his
book) and this time it's the tall tale of a garage door opener.
G David Schwartz is a writer (find his
new
book on Amazon) and is currently a volunteer at Drake Hospital in
Cincinnati. We find him in light-hearted mood in these new poems.
Jeff Crouch photographs everyday scenes in black & white to
startling effect. Here we have a small sample of his work on the art page. More
is always welcome from budding artists!.
Andy Bate has written several poems for Winamop and he takes his
inspiration from many places. This time it's loneliness and tattoos (not both
at the same time, although one might lead to another I suppose?)
Lastly it's another chapter of JBP's magnum opus "A Nest Of
Anarchists". We meet Wilfred Ward Coupe, an eccentric intellectual and find out
about Coupologues and the expressiveness of rhubarb.
September 30th
30 days hath September and this is the last of 'em so I'm
scraping under the wire with this second September edition!
It's a good one though, well worth the wait.
It's always a cause for celebration here at Winamop Global
Holdings Incorporated, when a new piece arrives from Maxwell Chandler (Our Man
on The Coast). Max is our musical guru and this time he's found some very odd
stuff indeed; prepare yourself for the Transhumans.
Another regular, JBP, is back with part two of his reminiscences
"A Nest OF Anarchists". This time we get to meet some more of the residents and
there's an exciting sea rescue..
If that's not enough story-telling then Zack Wilson has a tale
that is probably more familiar to us than we'd like to admit. It's called
"Vulnerable, Breakable".
Now to poetry. David McLean is a Welsh-born poet now living in
Sweden. He has been widely published in on-line magazines and now he appears in
Winamop for the first time with four new poems.
September 13th
Half way through September, that's most of 2007 gone and what
have we achieved? Personally speaking, not a lot, but our Winamop contributors
have been busy and you can harvest the fruits of their labours:
In this edition we start a new series of recollections from JBP,
"Nest of Anarchists". During the war many disparate characters were thrown
together for all kinds of reasons. Meet the residents of Westbourne Terrace,
Paddington.
John Atkins (otherwise known as J.A.) is next up with a story of
a war game. A war game played during a war; but which is more important, the
game or the war?
Joshua Coetzee is a South-African poet who has written for us
for some years now. This time he considers spreading the word from a soap box
instead, muses on mortality and tries a poetry reading.
More poetry comes from Len Bourret. He's been inspired by Bruce
Lee, the Yin and Yang and he urges us not to waste time. Wise words indeed...
August 29th
I'm back from holiday with a healthy glow, an empty wallet and a
bag full of goodies for you.
I've changed the look of things subtly, if you don't like it I
can always put it back!
On with the show..
Our music correspondent Maxwell Chandler has become something of
a success, with ever more reviews published in prestigious places. He still
finds time to review for Winamop though, this time revivalists The Midnight
Serenaders get his attention.

Next we have another story from Zack Wilson, part of a series
he's writing. All was nice and friendly in the pub until an odd couple
turned up. (Contains bad language).

Martin Green then takes over story-writing duties but it seems
he's suffering from a touch of writer's block. If only he could get this
important story started..

Maureen Allen is a Scottish writer making her first appearance
on Winamop. This story concerns the death of a favourite cat, some friends from
abroad and a mysterious woman.

Poetry now, and first up the keyboard comes Andy Bate. He was so
annoyed by the unfairness of the UK's minimum-wage policy that he wrote a
poem.
Finally it's a poem from regular contributor Joshua Coetzee.
Josh tackles the thorny subject of abortion from a no-compromise standpoint.
I hope you find something you like.
Ed.

August 7th
Just a quick one today before I go travelling again (but packed
with variety!).
You can jump around your gramophone as JBP auditions the
Jazz O'Maniacs or scream and cry as
Rhonda Banton returns to us with a broken heart.
If you're feeling more thoughtful we are delighted to bring you part 2 of Ashok Niyogi's new collection, "Stories". His new book
"Tentatively" (ISBN 0-595-33935-2 published by
iUniverse) is available now.
If you are really very bored, you can catch up on the next
exciting installment of Captain Wozzo's
adventure.
That should keep you going!
I'm off to lie in the sun for a week..
Ed.
July 22nd
There's so much in this edition of Winamop I'd better crack
on..
Not just one, not two, but - count them - three stories this
time. First off the keyboard is Simon Friel
with a tale of drugs meets religion (R
beware the swearing), then there's a heart-felt tale of childhood pain from
Rob Plath followed by a heart-warming tale from
Martin Green, "our man in the mall".
"Our man on the coast" Maxwell
Chandler is back with the 9-disc Jazz History (1895-1950) complied by
Allen Lowe, tucked under his arm. It has "very few clunkers" on it
evidently.
Finally to poetry. This time we are delighted to welcome back
Ashok Niyogi with more excellent poems and regular
contributor Claudio De Luca has two fine poems
inspired by love.
Quality and quantity!
Ed.
July 8th
A sunny Sunday and I'm sitting indoors crafting a new edition of
Winamop from the finest words. What a hero!
More deserving of medals (or mops) are our contributors: This
time we have poems from Joshua Coetzee -
reminiscing - and Len Bourret - on
climate change. We have stories too, from Zack
Wilson who relates an encounter with "Mayhem", Martin Friel who was enjoying a street party at
first, or we could go on a coach trip with J.A. but I wouldn't advise it!
That's it then, back to the sunshine!.. Oh, it's gone
cloudy.
Ed.
June 24th
Back so soon? Only a week or so has passed since the last
update, what industry, what devotion to duty!
We all deserve a reward, and here it is, the new edition of
Winamop. Maxwell Chandler returns from
Paris, where he mused on the development of cabaret in the last century through
to a present-day project by Linda Kosut. Poetry is well represented this
time with new work from old favourites Joshua
Coetzee and Claudio De Luca (those two
seem to work as a pair) and from new contributor (but experienced writer)
Laurel Sparks. To satisfy story lovers
Martin Green remembers the 1970s (but not very
fondly)
Something for everyone!
Ed.
June 14th
Oh dear.. What a terrible editor I am! Three weeks without an
update, how can I make it up to you?
With a real top-notch edition that's how! Just feel the quality.
Max Chandler (Our Man on the Coast) is back with a new album from
Max Perkoff in his sticky hands,
Martin Friel brings us a salutary tale of a
young man who just isn't living right, and Andy
Bate is in melancholy mood in his new poem. Finally, after a mere 3
years, Captain Wozzo returns with chapter 2 of
our children's story.
Better late than never. That's my motto all right!
See you soon.
Ed.
May 24th
Bouncing back onto your PC screen with a big bag of words.
In the poetry section I'm pleased to introduce new contributor
Karen McKenna with some excellent stuff, there
is new material from Stephen Chaleff and
Len Bourret who urges tolerance, whilst
Clifford K. Watkins Jr. has been busy writing
another ten poems.
The stories section takes a dark turn this time with
Martin Friel's tale, not for the faint-hearted!
("R "rated so keep the children away..)
We're off to Paris soon.. c'est bon!
Ed.
May 14th
Did you see Eurovision? Words fail me...
A quick interim edition of the 'mop in which we have an
exclusive recording of Pete Doherty's
latest court appearance, DA reviews the new
1990s album, and Len Bourret thinks of
Haggis.
May 12th
Well now it's wet and windy. British weather, best in the world
(well, there's a lot of it anyway). But enough of this idle banter, it's time
for a new edition of Winamop! What's in it? Let me tell you:
Old friend Martin Friel has a
story that may be familiar (but I hope not), our "Man on the coast"
Maxwell Chandler chronicles the career of
pianist Herbie Nichols and Alex Wyte is in a
stale relationship and has turned to poetry. No such trouble for new
contributor Stephen Chaleff, he's in more
romantic mood. Finally we have some new art from cartoonist Steve Cartwright.
Good stuff!
Ed.
May 2nd
Whew what a scorcher, temperatures in the 20s C in April and
early May in Britain!.. What is the world coming to? This global warming
doesn't seem so bad at the moment (don't quote me on that!).
Lots of poetry this time, first off it's Davide Trame, an Italian English teacher who
writes in English with 5 new poems. Then there's Len
Bourret who's been paddling a kayak and Chris
Major who's been doing what he does best.. (illustrating thoughts with
letters, which form the illustration). Finally it's Weevil with his story about
Eric and the Book. Mysterious!
Thanks to all. Now where are all you short-story authors? You
artists? You music reviewers? Just click on the mail link on the home page and
mail it in. I will read it and I will reply.
Back to sitting in the sunshine.
Ed.
April 23rd
Doesn't time fly when you're rebuilding a shed? That's what I
think anyway.. Meanwhile Joshua Coetzee,
Ed Case and Luis
Cuauhtemoc have been writing poetry and Martin
Green has penned a new short story. So, as you can see, we have lots of
poems but we need more stories, art, music reviews or what have you? I
await your contributions.
Toodle-oo!
Ed.
April 9th
Easter. Time of rebirth. And here is Winamop, re-born again,
born to boogie, born to be alive, born with a song in our heart... err... well
anyway, we're back. And we have a new Page
94 at last.
Maxwell Chandler's adventures in sound continue with another
star interview, this time it's international Jazz Singer Jackie Ryan in fine form in San Francisco. In this
edition you can also check out his examination of the music of
Gabriele DAnnunzio.
In Poetry we have new material from regulars Andy Bate, Claudio De Luca
and Nancy Gauquier and the first from Colin James. What a feast!
I leave you with this final thought from Michael Estabrook:
Funny just a few minutes ago I meant to say flashlight
but said washcloth instead, so I wonder, what the hell does
that mean?
Damned if I know, but it happens to me all the time!
Ed.
March 14th
You've waited patiently, and you will now be rewarded. Often you
have to trade quality for quantity, but this time you can have it all!
Stories: New contributor Alex Wyte is crawling somewhere whilst Martin Green is back with
the tale (not tail) of Ginger the cat.
Poems: What a lot we have got! Clifford K.Watkins jr. brings us a suite of poems to
the 3-Faced Muse, Joshua Coetzee has produced some
of his best to-date, John Sweet of "the
bleeding horse" has some beautiful poetry, Michael
Estabrook's new stuff is right up there with the best too, and finally,
Rob Plath is back with a story of family
life.
Wow! (© Bill Gates...)
Ed.
February 28th
Last day of the month, just time to squeeze in a 3rd February
edition.. and it's a belter! Maxwell Chandler gets an exclusive interview with trombonist
Max Perkoff, we have new
poetry from Claudio De Luca that's as good to
look at as to read, and two new stories from Martin
Green and JBP.
More?
Soon... honest!
Ed.
February 11th
Back at last! Did you miss me? No? Oh well, there'll be no
Valentine's card for you then.. I still love you though, so I present for
your enjoyment the following material:
Len Bourret searches beneath the waves for Lifeboat number 2 and Rob Plath brings us
a story about possibly the most tedious job
in the world. We have excellent poetry from new contributor Changming Yuan, new material from Claudio De Luca and Joshua
Coetzee who have been thinking up titles for eachother's poems (very
confusing) and JBP is back, tasting some rare
cuts from the Jazz Crusade.
Marvellous!
Ed.
February 8th '07
Good morning Winamoppers! I humbly apologise for the lack of an
update for over three weeks. I'm doing it now.. honest. I mean I'll start it
any minute now, well, soon anyway. Thanks to all those who have contributed it
should be a splendid update when it happens. Check back at the weekend!
busy busy busy
Ed.
January 22nd '07
It's been a while but I think that the new edition of Winamop is
excellent (but I would say that wouldn't I?)
Judge for yourself as you read five new
poems from Lisa Zaran, or maybe you would prefer Maxwell Chandler's exploration of the work of Lionel
Hampton, Stan Getz, Red Norvo and other exponents of the jazz vibraphone? It's
fascinating stuff even if you aren't a jazz afficionado. Finally, there's
the story of El Niño's Ancient Warning
by Len Bourret which is very interesting.
I've had word from Ira Joel Haber that his art is available in
mug, T-shirt and other forms at cafepress, see our
merchandise guide for the link. His work also features in the latest
edition of Eclectica
Magazine.
That's it for now. Remember, if you'd like to contribute to our
fine collection of words, art and general good stuff please feel free. The
e-mail link is at the bottom of the home page.
BFN
Ed.
January 3rd '07
Welcome to 2007! Marvellous isn't it? At least until the bills
come in..
We haven't just been sitting around stuffing ourselves over the
Christmas break, we've been busy. Well, to be honest only four of us have been
busy. Maxwell Chandler gave up his New Year's Day to take a look at
oft-overlooked jazz master, Mal Waldron, I've
downloaded an unexpected gem of an Otis
Redding album, Len Bourret has been inspired by Christopher Marlowe, and G David Schwartz has penned
some amusing poems for us. He has a book out,
available
on
Amazon (and other good book stores!)
No doubt more contributions will roll in when everyone returns
from holiday.. (hint)
Oh, and a happy New Year to you all!
Ed.
December 22nd
Merry Christmas!
The "festive season" can wear thin pretty quickly so to keep you
amused we take the lid off Winamop's seasonal assortment.
The first layer contains two uplifting new poems from Andy Bate followed by some
rich sensuality from Rhonda Banton to warm you
up on a cold evening. We finish the poetry sweetmeats with Len Bourret's
tribute to Elizabeth Taylor and some
Christmas wishes.
Underneath, the stories layer gets even more Christmassy with
Martin Green's Saving Santa silliness and my very
own heart-warming Christmas story.
Do enjoy your Christmas.
Ed.
December 3rd
Back with a bang, the sound of bandoleons* ringing in my ears as
I sample the tango courtesy of Maxwell
Chandler. Before I put my back out I'd better sit down and tap my feet to
Sweet Emma Barrett, JBP has been
listening to her brand of New Orleans jazz.
If it's poetry you prefer, try
this from new contributor Mike Martin.
We also have a new page featuring
books and CDs that our contributors are selling in order to keep the wolves
from their respective doors. Ideal Christmas presents I'd say!
Oops!..
Mentioned Christmas..
Sorry.
Ed.
* A bandoleon is a kind of accordion, my spell-checker wanted to
replace "bandoleons" with "boondoggles". What the hell is a
boondoggle?
November 26th
It was my birthday last week, I got 7 cards and a CD. Not
impressive for an international publishing mogul.. Never mind, my lovely wife
took me out for a slap-up feast and - more importantly - there's new stuff to
read on Winamop.
Old friend Martin Green returns to the fold with a story of a
Christmas dance, Rhonda Banton supplies the
sensuality in poetic form and Len Bourret
wants us to remember some of the greats in his
poem dedicated to Doris Day and her ilk.
I've also copied a page of a
manual for a Chinese radio I bought. Highly humourous!
I wonder what I'll get for Christmas?
An overdraft probably...
Ed.
November 20th
Over two weeks since the last update; that's not very good is
it? I must try harder (as it always suggested in my school reports). The new
material is not ready yet, an update will follow in the next couple of days so
call back soon, there'll be something for everyone!
I also intend to send out some more mops to recent contributors,
if you have had something published in the past and haven't received one then
it may be because I don't have your address. I won't be offended if you remind
me!.. Or even if you don't actually want one.
In the meantime just keep scrolling down this page, you'll find
lots of good stuff.
À bientôt.
Ed.
November 4th
Crikey! I got back from holiday in the rain to discover that the
e-mat was knee-deep in e-mail contributions. Splendid!
I'll start today with some poetry, firstly from Lisa Zaran who
resides in Arizona. She's an experienced poet and this is her first for us... very good it is too! Joshua
Coetzee returns with four new ones (and one very
old one that he didn't write!). Welcome back Josh. Also supplying poems is a
newcomer Artemis Brown. Check her out. If it's
a story you want, Lance Garrison Ballard tells of A
Fishing Lesson which is so pivotal for the boy concerned.
Finally, news comes from Clifford K.Watkins jnr. about the
publication of his book
"A
Painter's Ghost" which we have featured excerpts from in the past.
What a lot we got!
Ed
October 20th
A quick update before we travel North to the wilds of Scotland.
If I can see anything through the mist I'll take a photo for you. Today my
"e" news-stand is full of music and stories, feel free to browse. Our star
reviewer Maxwell Chandler's been re-assessing the work of
Wayne Shorter, Jazz saxophonist, whilst JBP has been tapping his foot
to Barry Martyn's Orchestra (but no so
much to Lanin's Southern
Serenaders!).
Sean McGahey on the other hand, appears to have
been sitting around in cafés forging letters to women's magazines. He'll get into trouble..
The lives we lead, eh?
Ed.
October 7th
First a public service announcement. A warning from Claudio De
Luca about Noble House Publishers, who promised to publish some of his poems
for a fee. They didn't, and, after a little research, I discovered that he's
not alone.. Be warned! Claudio has done what a poet should; he's written
a poem about it. Now the good news: New
contributor Sheema Kalbasi is a human rights activist, poet and literary
translator now based in the U.S. (See biog.) She has
sent me some hard-hitting poems on the middle
east. Her book will be out soon (Not through Noble House!). I'll keep you
posted. Also on the good foot is Maxwell Chandler, Music-meister
extraordinaire. His latest collection "Straight, No Filter" is published now,
and you can win a copy. Just send us a CD review or imaginative piece on a
musical theme (any genre). The best one gets the book!
How generous are we? (Well... Max is generous, I'm mean.)
Ed.
September 25th
Here I come, bounding down the sequined stairs with a golden
envelope in my sweaty hands. I pause to take the rapturous applause and then,
raising my hand modestly, I speak: "Ladies and gentlemen, Winamop has been
updated!"
Yes! It couldn't be more exciting.. there are two excellent new
stories, one from regular Martin Green and one
from new contributor Zack Wilson (welcome
Zack). Despite our so-called "integrated society" Zack suspects that a bit of
racism may remain in GB. (Surely not?)
I have re-jigged things a little bit and there is now a tab for
the Art page which this time features new work by
ira joel haber, worth a look.
I'm told that the next edition of Maxwell Chandler's music
reviews is soon to be published (watch this space) and contributor Sean McGahey
points us to his new reviews and interviews site "Orthogonal Review" . Well
done Sean, I hope we can stand the competition!
That's it, now it's time for the
News.
Ed.
September 12th
I've been busy; you've been busy; everyone's been busy. The net
result is, another big issue of Winamop. Well worth the wait I hope you will
agree. We begin with Maxwell Chandler's
jazz column and he introduces us to.. well you'd better go and find
out! More for the jazz fan is on offer from JBP who investigates the
Jazz Crusade of Big Bill and his
friends in the wake of Katrina. JBP (our tame poet) has also been reading
"Words", a poetry anthology by previous contributor Nancy Gauquier. He enjoyed
the book and you can read his review. When
you return you can reflect on the interesting
photographs that Claudio De Luca has sent us. A reminder is due here;
please check out the Art page and feel free to
contribute! Still focussing on the pictorial, Chris Major has come up with
another of his clever text-art-poems which I
like very much. Finally we offer a magnum opus from Clifford K.Watkins, jnr.
which tells the story of the unfortunate Simon, a young football star who falls
from grace. All for a Buffalo Nickel.
If that isn't our biggest-ever update I'll eat my greens.
Ed.
August 28th
We return from a period of cultural and spiritual refreshment in
Edinburgh (the spirit was Whisky) to discover a bulging e-postbag from our
faithful contributors.
So we'll crack-on with a new story from Martin Green about
a visit to London, and Sean McGahey has
discovered some disturbing e-mails concerning on-line dating. Clifford K.Watkins Jr. has
some more poems for you and I have a new
page 94 about smoking (again). Well, at
least I've given up smoking, if not writing about it.
Lastly I must thank Nancy Gauquier for her poetry book and Big
Bill Bissonnette of Jazz
Crusade for sending us a CD sampler. Rest assured JBP is on the case
and we'll have some reviews soon.
Haway the Scots!
Ed.
August 13th
OK I give up, It's fortnightly at the moment. Life zooms along
at such a pace doesn't it? It's a good job that our faithful contributors
haven't been so lax, I have a bumper bundle for you this time!
I must introduce new poetry contributors Jillian Reno and John
Sweet. Jillian has sent some heart-rending
poems on the loss of a baby and John has six of
his poems for you. We also hear from Nancy Gauquier again who is
ageing "dysgracefully" we're glad to say.
But it's not all poetry, oh no, JBP has unearthed some jazzy gems from 1928 or so, and Jerry
Vilhotti has written another of his Storellas,
or should it be Storelli? Who knows?
That's it. I hope you find something you like.
Ed.
August 1st
I'm back; refreshed, skint and sun-bronzed from holiday and I
have a bumper edition for you.
While I've been sunning myself in Devon, Maxwell Chandler has
busied himself reviewing Elmo Hope's "Quintet" which has been digitally
twiddled and is all the better for it! Meanwhile, Joshua Coetzee is so
pleased to have received his mop that he has sent us more
fine poetry, and Martin Green has been inspired by the heat and sent us
a story.
I also have news from Nancy
Gauquier about her new web-site which is
here and Wayne
H.W Wolfson tells me that his new CD is now
available to buy from CDBABY and other fine
on-line
retailers
It's all happening here!
Ed.
July 15th '06
Whoops! Skipped a week. Largely because I didn't have anything
to print. I understand. You're all too busy preparing for summer holidays,
unless you're in the southern hemisphere where it's winter. Which, funnily
enough, is where Joshua Coetzee resisdes, in South Africa to be exact, and he
has been working busily on some new poetry.
Thanks Josh. Anyone else who feels inspired by their trips to
the Seychelles or Alton Towers can send in their stories, poems, pictures,
cartoons or profound thoughts. It's all grist to our mill.
It's still hot here. There's news
about that.
See you on the beach!
Ed.
July 2nd '06
Back on schedule!
We have news from Wayne Wolfson.. In a spin-off from his Mars
Syndicate collaboration (new CD coming out soon) there is a single available at
Art Revolutionaries dot com. Worth a listen.
A new story arrived this week
from Martin Green. It's good. He tells me that his "Collected Stories" book is
available at
Tesco dot com for ten quid. Jolly reasonable!
And last but not least, JBP has stumped up two more
record reviews, one of which features an
Italian Jazz band. Interesting eh?
All this and I could have been sitting in the sunshine, because
it's actually been hot here in England! (No, I'm not going to mention
the football... or the cricket...)
Off for a G & T!
Ed.
June 27th '06
I'm late again. This "weekend" update is slipping to Tuesdays.
Must try harder!
Never fear, we have some fine stuff for you to peruse; firstly
"our man on the coast" Maxwell Chandler has veered off in another different
direction. This time he looks at opera, in the form of Beethoven's Fidelio.
JBP is also back with some poems from his latest little book
"By The River". Short and sweet.
A bit like me really (except that I'm tall and sour).
Bye bye
Ed.
June 20th '06
Midsummer madness eh? Warm weather, everybody is outside doing
healthy things like eating under-cooked meat products from charcoal grills and
drinking lager. Nobody, it would seem, is sitting indoors at their PC sending
stuff in to us. Just as well really, as our mail-server has been clogged up
with over 2000 spam messages that came in overnight, poor old Wilberforce Mackenzie's had a breakdown. Seriously
though, who do they think is going to read a message addressed to someone
called xzyfgxcy? I have changed the mail settings so that nothing gets through
unless it's to me! Megalomania has set in. Please re-send anything that may
have got lost in the process.
At least JBP has been busy, and his missive's aren't affected by
electronic fly-tipping; he uses the good old postal service. With election
turnouts usually around 30 to 40%, he's been considering why people don't vote.
Back to the barbie..
Ed.
June 10th '06
The world didn't end on 6/6/6 did it? Well, if it did I didn't
notice, so I'm still here typing stuff onto the Internet. Daniel S. Irwin
has also been typing and has sent us the fruits of his labour.
Three poems of a not-entirely-serious nature.
We hope you like 'em.
He wins a mop and so could you, check out the roll of honour
here and send some stuff in. If we publish it you
get a commemorative mop to put in your trophy cabinet. You do have a
trophy cabinet don't you?
The rules of football are explained in the news and there's lots more stuff to see
below..
Ed.
June 4th '06
Summer is here! Sunshine, blue skies, and here I am sitting
indoors at a computer.. (and so are you it would appear).
Well at least it's worthwhile because Maxwell Chandler is going
to introduce you to Fado, much beloved music
of the Portuguese-speaking world, and Martin Green is back with
a story from his army days which sounds all too
familiar.
Better than sun-burn isn't it?
Ed.
May 27th '06
Another bank-holiday weekend here in the UK. It's going to rain
of course, so it's an ideal time for you to get writing!
Someone who hasn't been slacking is Clifford K. Watkins Jr. who
has sent 7 new poems for your pleasure. There's
a link to his Myspace page on there too.
I also have news from Maxwell Chandler (our man on the coast),
he now also has a Myspace
site so we can all be his friends. He tells me he is busy writing a new
piece so we hope to have that soon.
There's a top news story
too.
BFN
Ed.
May 21st '06
Well it was every bit as good (or should that be "bad") as I'd
hoped. Eurovision I mean. So much so that I wrote a new page 94 on the subject. There's
news too.
We also have a new
poem from Michael Estabrook who is a happy man because his mop arrived
yesterday.
You could have one too. Send us some material and "Win-A-Mop"
(it's only small, nothing to get too excited about really...).
Ed.
May 19th '06
I'm excited! Last night was the semi-final of the 2006
Eurovision Song
Contest; and it was just as ghastly as I'd hoped. Thankfully, the
Finnish Satanic heavy-rock band got through to the final as did the Lithuanian
vocal group who's "We are the winners of Eurovision" was a clear statement of
intent, or perhaps of ludicrously misplaced optimism.
We'll be reporting on the event as usual, and you can listen on
the BBC web site under "Radio 2" on Saturday evening. You'd be foolish to
listen... err... I mean, foolish to miss it.
May 16th '06
Interesting one today.. We have an interview with Wayne Wolfson in anticipation of
the release of his new CD. Not only that, but you can hear a sample of the
new material as an mp3 download on the music
page. Give it a listen, at least twice.
I bet iTunes are worried, first they're attacked by the Beatles,
then rivalled by Winamop!
Dee Rimbaud tells me he's putting all his artwork up for
auction. Have a
look and bid on anything you fancy. "Everything must go"!
Then you could read the news
page, somebody has to...
Ed.
May 6th '06
Thank you all! After my plaintive cry last week you have
risen to the task. We have a new "storella" from Jerry
Vilhotti (welcome back Jerry), Michael
Estabrook has sent us some fun observational poems and
Martin Green has written a short story.
It's a corker of an edition!
By the way, don't forget the "About
Us" page which tells you... err... about us, of course. All those happy
mop-winners. If only there were pictures; (don't worry, it won't happen).
Ed.
May 1st '06
Mayday! Mayday! Web-site in distress!
Well, not distress so much as limbo. Not one contribution
has come in in the last two weeks. If this goes on I'll be forced to write
something myself.. and you know how disappointing that always is!
Actually we did get one letter complaining about something but
that doesn't really count.
Instead I'll point you to some recent highlights that you may
have missed: Don't forget Page 94 and the
archive of past pages, they're usually good for
a laugh. The News page is (fairly) regulary
updated and not boring at-all. The Art page is new
and needs some more stuff, if you draw, paint or photograph send us a sample.
Wayne H.W Wolfson's latest story is worth
checking out, as is the debut poetic contribution from Pete Lee.
In fact the best thing to do is to scroll down this list until
you see something that takes your fancy. It's all free and made from real
words. And remember, it's also free to contribute (i.e. you don't get paid) but
you will get a very small mop if you do. Irresistible eh?
Now I'm going to clear out the shed.
Ed.

April 19th '06
Well I hope you haven't over-egged your pudding over the last
few days? I know I have! Definitely no more chocolate for a week or two.
Console yourself with some wit and wisdom from
Chris Major (welcome back Chris!) and new
contributor Pete Lee. It's good stuff.
Must be time for another holiday... roll on May day!
Ed.

April 11th '06
The Easter edition hits the virtual news-stand with such a heavy
thump that the legs tremble and several under-the-counter copies of Gay
Politicians Monthly slide under the carpet.
It's so fat because we have: A whopper of
a review from Maxwell Chandler, he's been
seduced by "Sugar Man" Stanley Turrentine's horn playing; Meanwhile JBP has
been boogying (if that's a word?) to The
Firehouse Five (Plus 2) and wants us all to know about it; He's also
thought up a new literary award for "The Great
Unwritten Novel" well, we've all got one haven't we?..
Eggs-actly!
Ed.
April 4th '06
Thank you! New stuff has flooded in (well, 3 things have) and
we're raring to go with this "almost Easter" edition of Winamop. Firstly, it
was great to hear from old friend of Winamop - Wayne H.W Wolfson. He's busy
working on a new CD but has found time to pen us this
new story. Thanks Wayne. We've also asked Wilberforce Mackenzie to
look though our postbag and finally there is some
more of JBP's poetry which is new to the
site.
Marvellous!
Ed.
March 29th '06
Are you awake out there? The Winamop inbox has been pretty empty
of late, hence the long wait for this update. In fact it's been so quiet that
we've had to write some stuff ourselves! (That's desperation...)
So we proudly offer you an old
story that JBP found at the bottom of a box (good though), a new
page 94 by me and (thank the lord) a
tale of mis-spent youth from new contributor
DVH.
At least he was awake.
C'mon, you know you want to... send us some stuff!
Ed.
March 12th '06
Aye it's back we are, with more
tales of a bygone age up in the remote highlands of Scotland, thanks to
the mysterious "AKA".
Lang may yer lum reek!
Ed.
March 6th '06
Another fine story from JBP
plopped through the letter-box this morning. I commend it to the house.
Ed.
March 3rd '06
Flippin' cold here again but I'm huddled up to my computer in
order to bring you more goodies from Winamop (and to keep warm).
This time Max Chandler (our Man on The Coast... must be cold
there too!) brings us word of a Kenny Dorham
disk he's taken a shine to, and there is some ASBO news.
Throw another 20% larger gas-bill on the fire!
Ed.
February 20th '06
I've failed again! More than a week has passed since the last
update.. but once again the Winamop faithful have rallied round with new stuff
for you to read so it's been worth the wait!
This time P. L. George has been suffering something of a
mid-life crisis, read his biographical piece "Losing
Momentum" right here. JBP has been spending all his pocket money on
jazz CDs, read his reviews of an unusual Jimmy
Yancey recording and one from 1933 by Joseph Robichaux. Meanwhile here at
Winamop central, we've been listening to 65 Days
of Static. Must get that aerial fixed...
Ed.
February 12th '06
Max (our man on the coast) reminds me that he wrote a wonderful
piece on Charlie Patton about 2 weeks ago which I then sat on.. I've attended
to it and you can read it now!
Sorry...
We also have another selection of
poetry from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. to make you think, and a brand new
short story from JBP.
What good value for money!
Money? What money....?
Ed.
February 4th '06
We have a new page! Inspired by the recent additions of
pictorial art I have created the Art page.
Original name eh? For starters It features some work from Don
Swartzentruber, Dee Rimbaud, Peter Pick and Hilary Bryanston. Why not have a
look?
Also new for us today is a poem from Nancy Gauquier,
Fantastic Lovers, ideal for Valentine's
day... or perhaps not?
By the way, the web thrives on links so if you enjoy the site
please link to us, then we'll all be famous!
"Infamy Infamy" etc.
Ed.
February 1st '06
JBP's been busy! He has sent in a
review of a Red Nichols reissue of material from 1926-30 and some
news of an exciting development for
collectors of vintage jazz and blues recordings.
I expect we'll have to publish a lot more reviews soon...
Ed.
P.S. There is a little news
too...
January 27th '06
We have a new Page 94 at last!
JBP finds the government's plan to allow school selection on grounds of
aptitude not ability a little hard to reconcile.
It's lucky I had neither...
Ed.
January 22nd '06
Tomorrow is supposed to be the most depressing day of the year,
cold, damp and not much daylight. I don't agree! I feel positively
spring-like... I've even washed the car! As far as the web-site is
concerned, we have a new poem from Clifford K.
Watkins, Jr. He's been inspired by a blog... (well at least nobody will be
inspired by this one.)
Roll on spring.
Ed.
January 19th '06
I've bought some new mops, just as crappy as the old ones but it
does mean I'm ready for new contributions. Send them in! Or just sit and
read the news...
January 10th 2006
Max is back. Read his latest review of a Freddie Hubbard live set at
Club La Marchal.
January 4th 2006
How are the resolutions going? Broken yet? Don't worry, the
sort of people who keep their resolutions aren't the sort of people who are
nice to know.. they're just too self righteous. One of the resolutions I
have already failed to keep, was to update Winamop every week; but hey! It was
Christmas! However, we do return with a splendid set of four stories from mystery contributor
"AKA" concerning life in the Scottish highlands many years ago, and reliable
old JBP (and I do mean old) has supplied us with a review of New Orleans
jazz CD Senior
Moments.
Don't forget all the other stuff, have a good look around, It's
not often you get "owt fer nowt"...
Ed.
December 24th
Yes it's the Bumper Christmas
Edition of Winamop. Firstly we have two new contributors to
introduce: P. L. George gives us his Paris Sketchings, an account of his recent honeymoon
(in Paris, naturally). Then there's Wesley Boccardo and his thought provoking
tale, Orientation. Then
Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. is back again with Jon's Quick Obsession ( R rated, so don't read it if
you're prudish ). And if it's music you're after, JBP would like to
introduce you to some Louisiana
Moonshine and to wish the New Orleans musicians all the best for the
future; whilst Max Chandler introduces us to jazz pianist
Sonny Clark, gone but not
forgotten.
Finally, I have to announce the winner of Maxwell Chandler's
book competition. It's Jim Houghton from Devon. The book's on its way down your
chimney in time for Christmas Jim!
It's almost an embarrassment of riches isn't it? Pass the
Port!
Ed.

December 4th
December? December?! Already?....
Christmas shopping, writing cards, untangling miles of fairy
lights (that won't work when you plug them in), relations, over-eating, parties
with work-mates, another mince-pie anyone? No seriously I love it
all! Well, most of it anyway. Back to business. This time we have some artwork from Dee Rimbaud, and two quite different
new poems from Clifford K.
Watkins, Jr.
Now where did I put the indigestion tablets?
Ed.
November 28th
I've eaten all the chocolates and now feel slightly
off-colour..
Never mind, there's a new
story from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. to send shivers up our spines.
There is also a new jazz review
from Maxwell Chandler: Donald Byrd's excellent "Fuego" from 1959 is
remastered and available again.
Now I'm off to make a snowman..
Ed.
November 19th
It's my birthday this week... socks welcome!
A special present has already arrived in the form of
three fine poems from new
contributor Eleanor Watson, we also have a short but
vitriolic poem from a contributor
just known as "Max", and you can still win
Max's book! (different Max!)
Not bad for an old 'un as they say...
Ed.
November 13th
Well the fireworks that have been enveloping castle Winamop in
sulphurous fumes seem to have finally abated and we have emerged into a bright
cold winters day.
It must be time for a competition! Max Chandler, our jazz
reviewer has kindly donated a copy of his anthology and you could win it. Just
pop over to the contest page and
enter online.
Good luck!
Ed.
November 1st
Back from Scotland refreshed by Scots ale (Isle of Skye), Scots
food (Lochinver pies), Scots scenery (Ross-shire) and Scots weather (rain and
sun!). What should be waiting on the electronic mat when I returned but a
new review from Max
Chandler? He's unearthed some vintage Fats Navarro for us this time.
Enjoy.
Ed.
October 15th
I've just received a
story from Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. which will warm your cockles on
these cold nights.
October 7th
Good day to you all and to those in the Northern hemisphere,
welcome to autumn; season of mists and mellow fruitfulness. Well, we've had a
few foggy mornings at chateau Winamop and the apples have dropped off the tree
so that about covers it... on with the show! We have exciting news from our
jazz reviewer Maxwell Chandler, not only do we have
a new review of Ornette
Coleman's impressive Skies of America album but we have a copy of Max's
collected works to give away. More news on that soon. There's also a
new page 94 in which Martin
considers getting a job but doesn't like the company incentive scheme...
Narrow escape eh?
Ed.
September 26th
More Page94
action, this time Martin Friel wonders why there's all this fuss about Kate
Moss?
September 21st
I have added some new
poems from Claudio De Luca today.
September 18th
First we don't have a page 94 for months, then two come along at once! This
time Johanna Williams is objecting to Piers Morgan taking a swipe at C-list
celebs. Check out the politics news
too.
Back soon!
Ed.
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September 9th
Thanks to those of you who have sent in contributions over the
past month, Martin Friel, Claudio DeLuca, Clifford K. Watkins jr. and Max
Chandler to name but a few... Rest assured you'll get to read all this good
stuff soon so keep checking back. To keep you going here's Martin Friel's
Page 94 on the subject of
Bush's lamentable treatment of the poor of New Orleans. Also check the
News.
August 22nd
I had a note about Clifford K. Watkins Jr's new web site so I've
added it to the links page. Whilst
I was at it I checked the links... It seems that both Poetic Inhalation and
Moontown Cafe have bitten the dust whilst Marc Fiszman's "Teleport Chronicles"
page has been snaffled by "Go Daddy".
We're still here though! I've just paid for 2 more years of web
hosting too. So you'd better make it worth my while; send us some stuff and
Win A Mop!
There's News
and more. Scroll down... read... enjoy..
Ed.
August 13th
We return from Edinburgh all Festivalled out... Special
praise is due to Howard Read and
Little Howard
who were funny and to Miss Winamop who's a whore... (In Catch 22 at the C venue
on Chambers St!). There's a news
item.
Back to work on Monday... :-(
Ed.
August 5th
August already? Must be time for another holiday! The Winamop
team heads for cultural refreshment in Edinburgh post haste..
Just before we go may I offer you a witty piece by new
contributor Nancy G and some
more poetry written by a
"gestalt" poet (at least it's not written by computer..).
Haway the Scots!
Ed.
July 21st
We're back! Did you miss us?... No, don't answer
that! You'll be delighted to hear that there's new stuff to read: There
are two new jazz review's, Max checks out
Lester Young and JBP has
been to see Brian Carrick's
Algiers Stompers! JBP has also provided us with a new story called
"Is You There Zomb?", well that's
JBP for you...
That's enough for now.
Happy holidays.
Ed.
July 3rd
Wasn't Live8 an event eh? Pink Floyd back together, Pete Doherty
turned up on time and Madonna had chaps spinning on their heads! If that
doesn't influence the G8 summit I don't know what will..
Seriously though; sign the online petition at
http://www.live8live.com then read some stuff.. scroll
down, there's lots of it!
Cheers Bob.
Ed.
June 26th
Contributions continue to pour in to Winamop central. We have
a story from Miss Winamop and
thanks are due to Clifford K. Watkins Jr. for sending in
6 more poems, to JBP who looks
back on the contribution of John
R.T. Davies to the trad jazz scene, and to new contributor Elizabeth
Switaj who has sent 4 poems for
your enjoyment. Her style is unusual and caused the type-setters here at
Winamop control (me, actually) some problems!
Well that's enough work for a sunny Saturday... where's my gin
and tonic gone? Oh, I've drunk it all.
Hic!
Ed.
May 28th
Good evening. Tonight we present another
cornucopia of captivating chronicles from our clever contributors.
We have poetry from
Claudio De Luca, another story from
Jane Wright, Max listens to
Sonny Criss, and we welcome
poet, Clifford K. Watkins, Jr. to the
fold.
You have to grin to get it all in!
Ed.
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May 19th
It's Eurovision time again. We probe
the pap.
Or you can read a disturbing story from Claudio De
Luca, Evil Petals, it's strong
stuff. Calm down with Al Baker's evocative account of
a day climbing in NW Scotland, or get
stuck into a sample chapter from J
Buchanan's new book Penitentiary Pacific. If you prefer music then find out
about jazz saxophonist Sarah
Spencer from JBP.
There's even news of a
poetry competion and a smidgeon of
news.
How busy have we been?
A big thanks to all the new contributors.
Ed.
(Going to lie down now).
May 9th
Thanks are due to Jane Wright for sending us
a story, her first. You could too!
Claudio De Luca, has sent in some captions for
our caption contest. You could
too!
Or you could just read the
News... Or the Links (new ones
added)... Or if you know someone who keeps singing old Tony Christie songs,
send them here.
What a bumper edition!
Ed.
May 1st
Mayday Mayday! Send help! It's a bank-holiday weekend and it's
not raining! That means I've got to do some gardening...
Instead I've been sitting inside writing a
new Page 94. It's done now so I've got
no choice but... I suppose I could finish that book I started the other
day?
And the Sunday papers of course.
That's better!
Ed
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April 28th
May-day approaches and we're all feeling spring-like (except
those of you in the Southern hemisphere I suppose) gamboling like lambs and
blossoming into unsuitable summer clothes too early.
Never mind if it's actually rainy and cold, sit inside and read
a new story from Jon Ware which will
amuse I'm sure. There's also good
news about those exloding toads.
At least I can't mow the lawn whilst it's wet!
.
Ed.
April 20th
I'm back! I cried. So what? Responded a
disinterested world, and threw a tomato at me. I don't know why I bother I
really don't...
At least the team have been busy.. well, they've
been listening to the gramophone actually. Max Chandler has unearthed some of Hank Mobley's finest work
whilst JBP has been sampling
Western Swing.
All good fun. Perhaps we'll do some work one
day?
.
Ed.
April 3rd
What excuse can I give for neglecting dear old
Winamop for so long? Dunno really... answers on a postcard please!
I'm here now though and I present for your perusal
a new Jazz review from JBP and,
err.. that's about it. (Except for the
news of course).
I'm off now, still got several Easter eggs to get
through.
Ed
March 19th
Winamop is fast becoming the premier jazz review
site! This time Maxwell Chandler lends his ears to
Alice Coltrane and her harp
(yes, a harp!).
We also have the final set of Ashok Niyogi's poems.
This time it's the beautiful "Love Poems"
set. Look out for news of his book "Tentatively" which comes out
soon.
And the sun has come out too!
Spring has sprung.
Ed.
March 9th
A new
jazz review has trickled in from JBP.
Let's jitterbug!
Ed.
March 6th
Mother's day. Hello mothers everywhere! As a
treat for you, (and everyone else) we have the next set of new poems from Ashok
Niyogi; "From My Attic Window", a look at
life from a different viewpoint.
I had a mail from Dee Rimbaud, a Scottish writer
who runs his own
website. On it you will not only find his own work but the very useful "AA
Independent Press Guide", a guide to thousands of paper and on-line literary
publications.
I don't think I can stand the competition... but
there is a link to us!
Ed.
February 25th
Thanks are due today to Ashok Niyogi who has sent
us some fine poems. The first set of Ashok's new work is
Lake Poems. More is to come.
You could too, you know! The e-mail button is
bottom left for your comments, criticism and contributions.
Ed.
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February 23rd
Today we have a look at
New Orleans Jazz CDs from JBP.
Let's get stompin'!
Ed.
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February 21st
The watchdog gets
updated and our news-hound
gets bitchy.
Woof!
Ed.
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February 19th
We let the Winamop Watchdog out. Let's hope he doesn't chase a
fox...
Tally Ho!
Ed.
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February 15th
Only one Valentine's card yesterday... and that was
from the dog. Never mind, we have excellent news. Winamop is proud to have
chapter 1 of the Teleport Chronicles, by
Marc Fiszman, for your pleasure, all 10,000 words of it. Enjoy!
Ed.
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February 10th
Sorry.. just couldn't resist the old joke recycling
opportunity in this News item...
I will burn in Hell.
Ed.
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February 7th
Another week gone? Never mind; it's pancake day
tomorrow!
We've a new (short)
Page 94 for you, some
news and some
"art".
Where are my lemons?
Ed.
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February 2nd
Welcome to February. I know it started yesterday
but better late than never eh?
Max has been busy with a
new jazz review, this time he
looks at Miles Davis' controversial album Filles De Kilimanjaro which is
out on CD in remastered form.
We've political news too, and a
new story from Martin Friel (we still need your address Martin!)
Onward to spring! (slips over on some ice, sprains
wrist, staggers home to bed..)
Ed
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January 21st
Just added a News item. More to come. If Martin Friel is reading this,
please get in contact. We owe you a mop!
Snow is on the way...
Ed.
January 8th
Me again! I just been reminded that I hadn't uploaded Max's
latest Duke Ellington
review... Sorry Max, it's there now. (I blame
Christmas)
January 7th
Blimey! What's going on? We are suddenly besieged with new
stuff.. There's a News item, there's
a new Page 94 where JBP gets his teeth
into the polititians and there's even more in the pipeline. Could be good
year! You'all come back soon now.
Ed.
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January1st 2005
Well that's that then. 2004 has finished and good
riddance to it. War, pestilence *, tsunamis and Ant and Dec, or was it Dick
and Dom? Our review of the year finds
out where we are now. Also in the bumper New-Year edition we have
a new story from Martin Friel.
Onwards into the future!
Ed.
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* George W.
December 27th
Christmas comes but once a year, and I missed it! I expect
you all visited the site on Christmas day expecting my famous Christmas message
and were sorely disappointed... Never mind, it would have been rubbish
anyway.
On the other hand, you will be delighted to hear that one of my
New Year resolutions will be to lavish more care and attention on this very
organ of e-publication. Great things will no doubt grow from that tiny acorn
of intent.
(and pigs may aviate)
.
Ed
December 12th
Nearly Christmas already?... Oh dear, I haven't
sent you a card! Never mind. I've been busy preparing some new stuff for the
site. Trouble is, I haven't been quite busy enough, so it isn't ready yet.
Sorry. (There's a
news item just come in though.)
.
Ed.
November 22nd
Where have we been? We have been trawling the
literary backwoods for new material. And what did we find?
Nothing.
So we twisted JBP's ears until he wrote us
a new story.
Rhubarb!
.
Ed
November 1st
Just returned from the North of Scotland... oh
those autumn colours!
We've got lots to show you too: There's a few
more poems from Sean McGahey, a
new jazz review from Max
(Charles Mingus this time) and a story
(well nearly) from me and a bit of
news.
Clocks have gone back, dark dark dark, let's hope
S.A.D. doesn't set in...
Ed.
October 17th
Just received a bit of a
story from JBP. It's the beginning of a mystery, but what is it all about?
We'll never know unless someone (could be you!) completes, or at least
continues, the story.
Now there's a challenge!
There is a new Page 94
and some news too.
Pip-pip!
.
Ed.
October 2nd
My watch says it's the first, it can't cope with these 30 day
months, but I'm reliably informed that it's the second.
There's a bit of TV
criticism to divert you for a moment. I've updated the News Archives so
that you can find the items from the
Diary. Waste of time really...
Now how do I change that date on this?....
Ed
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September 28th
OK, OK, I know.. 2 weeks without a word and now I turn up again
with nothing more than a feeble news
item and a review of Elvis
Costello's new CD.
Well it just won't do. I will try harder, honest...
That's fooled 'em I'm off to the pub
again.
Ed.
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September 15th
Feeling a bit autumnal? Weather getting colder? Why not stay
indoors, write a short story and publish it on Winamop? You know it makes
sense... and you can win a mop!
More stuff is in the pipeline and today we have another jazz
review from Max, this time Joe
Henderson gets the treatment.
Where's my thermal vest?
Ed.
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August 28th
Bank-holiday weekend here in Britain so, of course,
the weather is rubbish.
Best to sit inside and read a couple of
new poems from Jeremy Gosnell and a bit of
news.
I wonder what's on TV?
Ed.
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August 24th
A traffic
report has just come in...
That's all I'm afraid.
Send in your comments, insults, poems, stories,
jokes or W.H.Y. We're always grateful!
Ed.
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August 18th
Well it's a bumper edition today! We have, for your
entertainment and education: New Poetry from Sean McGahey,
Leaving and
Beatitude Pulp.. An appreciation of
comic-book genius Walt Kelly (Pogo Possum)
by JBP... A new jazz
review of a Gerry Mulligan album from Max. A
caption competition, And there's
news too...
Bonanza!
Ed.
August 15th
We're back!
We've got some new stuff. It'll be on the site
just as soon as I've dried out my socks.. What is it about Edinburgh and
weather?
We may even tell you about the mystery of Titian's
foot....
Ed.
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August 9th
August already? Must be time for us to swan off to
the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and hang around in bars, shows, restaurants,
clubs, more shows (repeat until skint).
Before we do I'm pleased to be able to bring you
a new music review from Max,
(he got this one for his birthday) and a
short story from new contributor Sean Kilpatrick. There's also a
new Page 94 on modern manners. Enjoy! Warning:
Sean's story has some sexual content...
(that'll get them all reading
it!).
Ed.
July 25th
Back from our holidays on the "British Riviera",
more like a British river actually... but fun was had and beer was drunk (and
so were we). Thanks to Skinners Brewery for the raw materials! Consequently
nothing much has happened but some
news has come in.
Nose back to the grindstone now.
Ed.
July 17th
A new music review dropped through my e-letterbox today. It's
from Max and he's examining a John
Coltrane remaster.
I'm off on my hols for a week, hopefully inspiration will strike
and there'll be something exciting on the site when I return? Vain hope
really... I'll probably just sit in the pub / on the beach as appropriate.
I'll send you a postcard!
Ed.
July 10th
I'm back!
Where have I been? Nowhere. Doing
nothing. So I thought I'd return to the wild web and share this exciting
news with you!
It's not all lethargy though, we can offer you a
new music review featuring
the hot-off-the-press Ordinary Boys album and
some news.
Back to sleep...
Ed.
June 29th
Almost July already!
We didn't go to Glastonbury but I caught a cold anyway...
We're having a bit of a poetry-fest on Winamop today, check out
the Poems page for some new material from
Michael Internicola and some bean-related fun from Samantha McCulloch.
Thanks both of you!
Sniff.
Ed.
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June 22nd
Lots to report! There's a
new Page 94 from JBP, there's a new
music review from Max and
there's a new poem on the way soon. Oh, and there's
some news.
Peaks and troughs, peaks and troughs...
Ed
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June 14th
Evidently England has lost some sort of football
match, this appears to be the chief concern of the popular press and the
lager-drinkers of the nation. The man in the local off-licence reckons he's
going to have to sell off his remaining stock of England flags (made in Taiwan)
cheap!
We don't concern ourselves with such
inconsequential things here though. Oh no. We have a new
Wayne H. W Wolfson story for you.
(Unsuitable for children.)
There's News on the Euro elections too. We only lost
by one...
Ed.
June 11th
We've had elections. Most exciting! Read
our news. OK, democratic rights
exercised, now it's time for the football...
Yawn.
Ed.
June 2nd
June already! Doesn't time fly when you're enjoying
yourself?
Max has just got back from a European trip, loaded down with
jazz rarities. He has sent us a tribute
to jazz drummer Elvin Ray Jones who died on May 19th.
There is also some
news.
Ed.
May 28th
I bought a new garden table and chairs and, as soon as I got
them home and set them out, the heavens opened.
Bum.
There's a new music
review of Anne McCue's excellent new album (thanks to the nice people at
caiman.com for finding me a
good copy) and some hot diet
news.
I hope my parasol doesn't shrink...
Ed.

May 23rd
Sunny weekend in Britain shock!
I'm reporting live from the back garden, small flies are landing
on the screen and there's a spider in my drink.
Small news update
added.
Ed.

May 21st
Geoff Hoon, the UK secretary of state for defence (who is
responsible for the armed forces), is not very popular with JBP. He sent us
a poem.
I hope you enjoyed our Eurovision webcast last weekend, what a glittering event! I'm
all glittered out...
Some News has been
added.
I'll be back!
Ed.

May 15th
Yes here we are live at
Eurovision. Keep us on for a full run down..
Super.
Ed.

May 13th
We have another
music review from our jazz
correspondent Max Chandler, this time Thelonious Monk gets the treatment.
There's also
news and the promise of the
excitement of the Eurovision song contest...
Can't wait.
Ed.

May 12th
Not one card...
I have just received a copy of "Peace Love Death
Metal" from those fine chaps at Amazon, which I ordered after hearing a couple
of tracks on BBC
6-Music's Round Table last week. It didn't disappoint. Read all
about it on the < |