The Index of Amusing Items

• Page 94. A regularly updated satitical article.

• Paul Handley has a great idea for a new dating service, gets straight to the serious stuff.

• Bob Benton wants your vote, he reckons he's the man to run Rexdale. Written by Dan Morey.

• You know those incomprehensible manuals you get for electrical gear? Try this one!

• We proudly introduce the Winamop award for the Best Unwritten Novel.

• "How are you?!" By Nancy Gauquier. Just don't ask her how she is, OK?

• "Bees and Buzzards" By The Doktor. Nature notes, I suppose?

• "Captain Wozzo" By DA. Join our hero as he sets off to do something or other, probably come to grief. A children's story. Chapter one is presented here.

• "Car Trouble" By The Doktor. No-va means "won't go" in Spanish. It's true!

• "Edwina" By The Doktor. As Billy Joel referred to "British Politician's Sex" in "We didn't start the fire", we must assume that our politicians are world-renowned for it. But John Major and Edwina Currie??! The Dok treads in something nasty.

• "The Hair Dryer" By JBP. Silly really....

• "The IMPS" More wordplay with JBP. Those pesky prefixes.

• "John's Jottings" By BGZ. John was a man of great wit and intelligence who had the misfortune to be born blind and, worse still, to die young. His blindness meant that he had to suffer various indignities in the name of "training". One such course was in Bicycle maintenance a task to which he was utterly unsuited....

• "Life as a Ray" By The Doktor. A simple misunderstanding.

• "Making a Fortune" By John Atkins. It's the late '70s and there's a scam going down. Join Dave Martin, our "honest villain" as he explains how to make a fortune with very little effort.

• "Prize-giving" By John Atkins. From his cabaret of sketches "On The Very Edge", a short scene at a school prize-giving ceremony.

• "Slogans" By The Doktor. A piece about... err.. slogans, yes, that's it!

• "This, That and The Other" By JBP. The politics of relationships.

• "The Winamop Dictionary" The true meaning of familiar words. Compiled by JBP.