The Hair Dryer. By JBP.
Jeb Bebb saw an advertisement for a hair dryer suitable only for
men and bought it at once.
The first time he used it he became bald.
On returning it to the shop he was told by a white-faced man in
a grey suit that this baldness was in no way related to the action of the hair
dryer but must be the sinister work of coincidence.
"After all," said the white-faced man in the grey suit, raising
his wig, "I use it myself."
He sold Jeb Bebb a hair-restorer which provided him with a
rufous skin rash.