Bees and Buzzards. By The Doktor.

It has come to our attention at World Information Central dot com that despite giving superficial but seemingly quite definite indications to the contrary, Buzzards do not buzz. In fact they emit only hoarse croaks and (it is reported) occasional shrieks.

Is this to be regarded as a serious breach of their duties, and should some form of reprisal be undertaken against them as a species, or should a programme of education be instituted, training them in the delicate and fuzzy art?

A consultation process involving bees threatened to end in chaos when it was alleged that these acknowledged experts in the field are themselves operating in apparent defiance of their description, a difficulty only resolved when it was pointed out that bees undoubtedly are.

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