A Recession-Proof
Job
Pretty hands on pretty
keys,
Make such business
harmonies.
Polished fingers,
matching toes,
Pretty girls in rows
and rows.
Ones flown to
perfect postcard sites,
To drink Champaign on
chilly nights.
Upon her neck, officers
swing
Fresh flowers, lice,
are all they bring.
No lectica, no
cushioned chaise,
Just cigar smoke or
cocaine haze.
Though petal skies
adorn her walls,
Brandy bottles line her
halls.
Few song birds
dedicated cries,
Mark the hours
twix her thighs.
Mere furtive suns shed
light, and then,
He knocks, escorting
some more men.
She has a girl, a dog,
a cat,
But her arrears slayed
all that.
The Momentum of
Needles that Kill
According to
yesterdays short order cooks,
Needles that heal can
turn needles that kill.
Managers of large gas
stations, similarly,
Assert most estranged
spouses wont fight
When possessed of
little dread of reprisal;
Good deeds,
benefit lovers considerably.
See, boudoir celerity
seeks fair play from perfidious sorts.
Those wrongly languid
others, ever wickedly tumescent,
Demanding
evenings romances, recall, as much as can,
Our Earth rotates six
times per each orbit of far Jupiters.
Its probable
those base inamoratas still lack nacre, gold,
Discover themselves
sodden with STDs misfortunes, fleas.
Equally, hotel
clerks muddled states of firsthand witnessing bring
Exile or peace for
habiters ensemble, depending on available funds
(Some gals insist their
dear cockapoos receive bi-weekly manicures).
As well, male paramours
break the fourth wall without noteworthy
Happenstance; mostly,
lads get wimpy co-opting treacly intentions.
Under the pressure of
conflict, partners ought to suspension disbelief.
Elsewise, intentionally
challenges satin sheets, fresh roses, jewelry,
Magnums of Champaign,
Swiss bank accounts, full vials of Viagra.
Consider, only
chuckleheads and igits deign to chaffer over room service.
Such skid, their
stories vastly askew, constitute very laughable companions.
Wrapped in perpetual
delusion, those trulls, of any gender, whose hosies
On fur, feather,
leather bits and things, make behaviors slip, slide, slosh
Across
vast arrays of human sandwiches, whose archeological significance
Could improve
old-fashioned practices, need to quit insisting, repeatedly,
That auras of
improbability must inevitably grace their sticky goings on.
Rather, folks could
process, at a periwinkle pace, meritocracys nuances.
Imbalanced intimate
exchanges, those passages foregoing human integrity,
Form bedroom rhetoric into desert pediment. That
interactions to be pitied.
Scorning Dragons
over Lost Burial Rites
Armadillo girdled
lizards, spiny
Balls of malcontent, if
you
Deign to forego our
gizzards,
Therell be other
cloacae to rent.
Little in our human
strictures,
Leave your kinfolk
over-chuffed
Just some ancient
warrior habits,
Curative, soothing
minor stuff.
Specifically, where
menfolk secure
Our odd beliefs, our
noble things,
You peripatetic, scaly
critters
Ignore them er
you take to wing.
Its brutal to
forgo such funerary,
To lose our sessile,
sacred ways,
You beasts, who lack
social peduncles
Ought to relinquish
tokens of prey.
Contrariwise, your
celebrations,
Redactions upon which
you do insist,
Alongside your puissant
admissions,
Place you on
excoriations list.
To plot against your
foes is one thing,
But hurting friends is
something more.
Reprobate
grandiloquences nothing,
If you, likewise,
choose to ignore
Battlefield needs,
fresh urgencies
Death tolls where we
dont succeed,
Its purely cruel
to forbid interment,
Gobbling down our
sepulchers need.