Love 2 Date. By Sean McGahey.

Love2date.com

 

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   last night

 

Hi

 

Last night was fantastic! Beautiful food, wine, music and of course it goes without saying...you looked 100% sexy! I'm almost embarrassed saying it, but it's just the way I feel! I know it was our first date arranged by love2date I just know it was DESTINEY that brought us together!! Anyway, do you want to meet up tonight? We could meet up with my friends; I told them all about you!! I’ll see you at the “Red Lion” on Broad Street.

 

Sean

xxx

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   Re: last night

 

Jen

 

Apologies for being forward and at times over eager! And bomb barding you with e-mails – hopefully we can still meet up tonight? If possible would you wear the same dress? I want to re-capture the moment we first met and take another mental picture!!!

 

Anyway call me on 0121 789 456 and just let me know if your coming out tonight.

 

Sean

Xxx

 

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   missed you??

 

Jenny

 

Where were you? My friends didn’t turn up and I waited 4 hours!!! I assumed as you didn’t call or e-mail you’d be at the pub? I assumed you would have called to say you weren’t coming? Anyway I’m over it – I was slightly embarrassed as I’d taken the initiative and ordered food for us. Call me, you have my number. Do you want to meet up on Saturday??  9pm at the pub? Please be on time!!!! I’ll only wait 2 hours for you!!!!!

 

Sean

(Only 1 kiss for you)

x       

 

 

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!! L

 

Jenny!!!

 

What’s the point in arranging these dates and you don’t turn up! I’m pretty pissed off!! Seriously, what are you trying to say? Or not say, you haven’t called or replied to any of my e-mails. And if I’m being honest I thought you were a tad bit rude when we met on our 1 and only date.

 

(a)     Constantly checking you phone.

(b)     Not making eye contact

(c)     Not joining in any of the conversations.

(d)     Hardly touched your food

(e)     Called me “Simon” as we left.

 

Don’t take this personally but when we left he pub I followed you home. I know it’s an irregular thing to do and probably against the law but I spent £500 to join the agency and spent £80 on our date!!! Now please meet me to discuss further. 9pm at the Red Lion

 

DON’T LET ME DOWN!!!

 

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   COCK TEASE

 

Jenny

 

I waited 2 long hours! You’ve let me down; as it happens I’ve been told by the agency that you thought we were incompatible? Was it because I’m 45 and you’re 22? I know I lied about my age on my profile but you’d have to admit  for a guy my age I’m pretty fit! I’ll pop over and we can discuss this further. Women like you are all alike!! Am I wasting my time?? I’ll be at your house later on this week (again) you know it’s a tad bit stupid leaving your key under the plant pot.

 

S

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   YOU COCK TEASE

 

YOU WERE’NT AT HOME!!!

 

I waited 3 hours - I even alphabetically re-arranged you’re fucking DVDs!!! And if you’re wondering what’s happened to that flea bitten cat, check out your neighbours compost bin, I think you’ll find his head. How’s your sister?? It’s a shame you’re not as tidy.

 

To:            jenny_evans@tahoo.com

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Subject:   PITY

 

To Whom It May Concern:

 

She fucking deserved it; the cock tease led me on.

 

S

 

 

 

 

To:            Sandra_beard@tb.co.uk

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Subject:   surprise!!!

 

Sandra

 

I really enjoyed last night!!! Let’s do it again!!!! Meet me at starbucks, say around 6 ish??

 

Sean

Xx

 

 

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