All In The Game. By Jerry Vilhotti.

Many of the Greek gods thought that Elysium was not located in the Underworld but on Gaea's once beautiful earth visited by other beings, who left their seed thirty thousand explorers to cohabit with indigenous cave dwellers, earth in such playing pastures called " Youse Bums", "Aolean Winds" , "Where Polo Horses Frolicked", "Ruth's House", Black Sox Say It Isn't so Shoeless Joe Stadium, Goat Jinx Field, El Busto The Decider's Red Neck Stadium, Endrun River Grounds, Al Burton's Eating Factory Stadium, Steroid Meadows, Rushbull Fields, Fox Truth Hollows, Paaaks Got Your Balls Field and "The Green Monster" where Zeus found his beloved Bambino, whose favorite song was "Deep Purple" which he sang to the many prostitutes he was Zeusing in all the eight towns and their many suburbs in the junior circuit, only to have him sold away for a Broadway play entitled "Drop Your Drawers Nanette" that so angered the great god, beaner of his father Kronus freeing his brothers and sisters from his swollen belly, that he put a curse on the Beantowners - not allowing them to win another World Serious for many many years in this thing stolen from mortals who once dyed their bodies blue to become the sky and then became colluders with colonies that once were part of their caste empire drowning in the Styx River.

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